John Mulaney’s Dad’s Best Quotes:
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  • “God can’t hear you.”
  • “Let’s change the subject!”
  • “How are you better than a nazi?”
  • “How does John know how to make a cosmopolitan?”
  • “One black coffee.”
  • “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
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